Words Woman Use
Fine
This is the
word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to
shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is
getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes
is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the
calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".
Go Ahead
This is a
dare, not permission, DON’T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not
actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That’s Okay
This is one of
the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That’s
Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the
least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you.
Do not question it, just say you’re welcome and back out of the room slowly.
