Archive for August, 2005

Something to cheer you up

Monday, August 29th, 2005

BEHIND EVERY 
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN 
IS HERSELF 

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG… 
YOU DON’T KNOW HOW STRONG 
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER 
IN HOT WATER 

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER 

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. 
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

I

I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN 

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW  TO USE IT 

OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY… 
I DID IT RIGHT 
THE FIRST TIME 

DO NOT START WITH ME. 
YOU WILL NOT WIN 

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE  TO CHOKE 

And last but not least: 

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, 
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN 

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Thought of the day

Monday, August 29th, 2005

  • Be understanding to your perceived enemies.
ยท         Be loyal to your friends.
Be strong enough to face the world each day.
Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
Be generous to those who need your help.

  • Be frugal with that you need yourself.
  • Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
  • Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.
  • Be willing to share your joys.
  • Be willing to share the sorrows of others.

  • Be a leader when you see a path others have missed.
  • Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.
  • Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
  • Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.
  • Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble
  • Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way.
  • Be loving to those who love you..
  • Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change.
  • Above all, be yourself.

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