Aku, diriku & kisahku

                                                 1. The nice men are ugly.

                                        2. The handsome men are not nice.

                                 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

                    4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

          5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

    6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are   

                                                      only after their  money.

                    7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

      8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t

                                                think we are beautiful enough.

   9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and

                                                    have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money

and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we

                                                              take the initiative.

                               NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

             "Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to

        stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d

                                                         like to have dinner with."

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