Aku, diriku & kisahku

> > Learn to live simple, focusing on what’s truly important
> > Don’t be afraid of your passion
> > Don’t answer the telephone during dinner
> > Stop trying to please everybody.
> > Start pleasing yourself
> > Carve out an hour a day for solitude
> > Set aside one day a week for rest and renewal
> > For every "yes" let there be a "no"
> > Don’t squander precious resources, time, creative energy, emotion
> > Allow an extra half-hour for everything you do
> > Always carry something interesting to read
> > Breathe deeply, and often
> > Drink pure spring water - lots of it
> > Always opt for comfort
> > Cultivate gratitude
> > Be instead of Do
> > Exchange security for serenity
> > Luxuriate in your senses
> > If you don’t love it, live without it
> > Let Mother Nature nurture
> > Go to bed at 9 o’clock twice a week
> > Move, walk, dance, run, find a sport you enjoy
> > Begin and end the day with prayer, meditation, reflection
> > Strive for realistic deadlines
> > Approach problems as challenges
> > Nurture friendships
> > Honor your aspirations
> > Savor beauty
> > Cherish your dreams
> > Search for your Authentic self until you find it

                                                 1. The nice men are ugly.

                                        2. The handsome men are not nice.

                                 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

                    4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

          5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

    6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are   

                                                      only after their  money.

                    7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

      8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t

                                                think we are beautiful enough.

   9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and

                                                    have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money

and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we

                                                              take the initiative.

                               NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

             "Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to

        stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d

                                                         like to have dinner with."

1.You don’t have to call them every day, just to let them know you’re not fighting

2.You don’t have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best  friends.

3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend your partner, it’s more like cops.

4.You never have to touch your best friend when it’s hot outside, but you  can still huddle close when it’s freezing.

5.Your parents usually like your best friend.

6.Your best friend doesn’t care if you get fat, you’re ugly, or if you get a bad haircut.

7.You don’t have to get jealous of "girls only" night or "guys only" night — You’re part of it!

8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.

9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on any occasion.

10.You can plan on still having a relationship with your best friend in 20 years.

11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your best friend.

12.Your best friend won’t be mad if you want some time alone, and will only ask you "what’s wrong?" once.

13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble with if you get in trouble.

14.You don’t have to get dressed up to go anywhere with your best friend.

15.You’re allowed to have multiple best friends.

16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and your best friend’s relationship.

17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend is okay, no questions asked.

18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."

19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates for a new best friend.

20.It doesn’t matter what your "other" friends think about your best friend.

21.Your best friend is the first person you call when you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.